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&lt;p&gt;In 2004 Leno makes an announcement that basically outlines his retirement after five more years. This is described as a decision that was made between Leno and NBC together. Leno acts completely fine with this agreement; pleased with his replacement and ready to leave.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;blockquote&gt;Now flashforward to present and it’s a whole different story. Conan moves his family and entire staff to LA only to find out Mr. Leno is not actually ready to leave.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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&lt;blockquote&gt;This comes surprising for the viewers but NBC was aware of this. Leno had apparently tried to work out offers with other networks (supposedly a competing show at Conan’s new 11:30 spot on NBC), however, NBC refused to let Leno out of contract early. Holding him as an asset they refuse to loose. So now there’s two guys with big heads fighting over the 11:30 spot on NBC. Everyone knows Conan is the better candidate. What will happy though remains unknown. Gawker is doing a pretty good job recapping each night’s monologue and comments on the matter &lt;a href="http://tv.gawker.com/5451462/jay-leno-conans-show-was-not-doing-well" target="_blank"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;. And if you still don’t get it try watching &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ9m1an-pQ8" target="_blank"&gt;this CGI explanation&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://joshearl.com/post/343157071</link><guid>http://joshearl.com/post/343157071</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 13:27:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Component Shortage : Electronics Price Jump?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/13/component-shortages-lead-analysts-to-forecast-rise-in-prices-of/"&gt;Component Shortage : Electronics Price Jump?&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://joshearl.com/post/340492116</link><guid>http://joshearl.com/post/340492116</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 22:53:18 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Mojo Midi Control</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/14/moldovers-limited-edition-mojo-midi-controller-for-serious-musi/"&gt;Mojo Midi Control&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://joshearl.com/post/340490474</link><guid>http://joshearl.com/post/340490474</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 22:52:07 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>The Bridge</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.ableton.com/thebridge"&gt;The Bridge&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;This is pretty exciting and really makes me want to jumpstart my DJing/Producing endeavors. I haven’t seen any video’s but from Jazzy Jeff’s reaction, “It’s almost like you’re DJing with multitracks,” I would guess that this is going to really change live performances.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joshearl.com/post/340486043</link><guid>http://joshearl.com/post/340486043</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 22:48:54 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Kaossilator Pro 2010</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/14/korg-kaossilator-pro-makes-its-namm-debut/"&gt;Kaossilator Pro 2010&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Anybody have video of this bad boy in action?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joshearl.com/post/340480957</link><guid>http://joshearl.com/post/340480957</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 22:45:02 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>3G GSM Encryption cracked in less than two hours</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/15/3g-gsm-encryption-cracked-in-less-than-two-hours/"&gt;3G GSM Encryption cracked in less than two hours&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://joshearl.com/post/340466378</link><guid>http://joshearl.com/post/340466378</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 22:34:01 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Awesome iPhone Dock</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/04/sherwoods-rd-7505-receiver-and-inet-2-0-tabletop-pull-entertain/"&gt;Awesome iPhone Dock&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;too bad it’s $500!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joshearl.com/post/330475655</link><guid>http://joshearl.com/post/330475655</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 04:31:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Beyonce (Andy Griffith Whistle Version)</title><description>&lt;a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2010/01/the-beyonce-andy-griffith-mash-up"&gt;Beyonce (Andy Griffith Whistle Version)&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Not that I particularly enjoy this song, it’s just catchy as hell. And now I won’t be able to hear it without the whistle.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joshearl.com/post/329601584</link><guid>http://joshearl.com/post/329601584</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 17:10:08 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Unless it’s an adam sandler movie, in which case our date...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvyohiDxcs1qz7g12o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Unless it’s an adam sandler movie, in which case our date will be full of awkward laughs with occasional outbursts of profanity and anger.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joshearl.com/post/324417220</link><guid>http://joshearl.com/post/324417220</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 20:00:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Disney Developing a Lost Ride</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.movieline.com/2010/01/exclusive-disney-actually-is-developing-lost-ride.php"&gt;Disney Developing a Lost Ride&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;In other news, Universal is making an entire &lt;a href="http://www.universalorlandoresort.com/harrypotter/" target="_blank"&gt;theme park&lt;/a&gt; based on Harry Potter.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joshearl.com/post/324413363</link><guid>http://joshearl.com/post/324413363</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 19:58:02 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>daisy</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I’ll be sure to retweet some of your twitts. Have fun playing with your tumblr and KIT. Always nice to meet some normal people on the internet (not to mention you’re hot) ;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joshearl.com/post/315762541</link><guid>http://joshearl.com/post/315762541</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 20:47:25 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>ilovedaisys</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Hey thanks for the pic. I accidently left the Omegle. hit me up on one of my links though!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;**edit** That’s awesome. Yeah I need to update my page and twitter more often. I just updated my facbeook link; who really uses myspace anyway!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joshearl.com/post/315723646</link><guid>http://joshearl.com/post/315723646</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 20:19:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>EXTREME IRONING!</title><description>&lt;a href="http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2008/06/extreme-ironing.html"&gt;EXTREME IRONING!&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I hope to do some extreme ironing this winter myself.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joshearl.com/post/264266955</link><guid>http://joshearl.com/post/264266955</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:29:03 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4Hj5vOIrTEs&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4Hj5vOIrTEs&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://joshearl.com/post/264184357</link><guid>http://joshearl.com/post/264184357</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:30:04 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Muppets perform ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tgbNymZ7vqY&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tgbNymZ7vqY&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Muppets perform ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joshearl.com/post/258843483</link><guid>http://joshearl.com/post/258843483</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:40:54 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>On Double Standards</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;Twig&gt; I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock. That shut her up.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-http://bash.org/?908184#d&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joshearl.com/post/245752383</link><guid>http://joshearl.com/post/245752383</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 23:00:03 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Reminds me of this SNL skit, Taco Town! More delicious foods on...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqrfbg0edX1qz7g12o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Reminds me of &lt;a title="Taco Town" href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/1447/saturday-night-live-taco-town" target="_blank"&gt;this SNL skit&lt;/a&gt;, Taco Town! More delicious foods on thisiswhyyourefat.com&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joshearl.com/post/200531053</link><guid>http://joshearl.com/post/200531053</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 18:11:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Extremely awkward interview by the awesome, Jason...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lrLbZoSJIfE&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lrLbZoSJIfE&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Extremely awkward interview by the awesome, Jason “Mayhem” Miller. How have I never seen this?!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joshearl.com/post/197312137</link><guid>http://joshearl.com/post/197312137</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 01:37:51 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Obama called Kanye a 'jackass'</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.politico.com/click/stories/0909/did_obama_call_kanye_a_jackass.html"&gt;Obama called Kanye a 'jackass'&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://joshearl.com/post/188367077</link><guid>http://joshearl.com/post/188367077</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 00:27:53 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
