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Sep
5th
Sat
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How to creep people out

1 - Have your children walk home from school (with backpacks).

2 - Wait until they come to two elderly women in the crosswalk.

3 - Drive up in your car

4 - Swing open the passenger door

5 - Ask your own children, “Hey kids, want some candy?”

6 - Watch the horrified look on women’s faces as your kids climb in and you drive off.

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