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On Double Standards

<Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock. That shut her up.

-http://bash.org/?908184#d

How to creep people out

1 - Have your children walk home from school (with backpacks).

2 - Wait until they come to two elderly women in the crosswalk.

3 - Drive up in your car

4 - Swing open the passenger door

5 - Ask your own children, “Hey kids, want some candy?”

6 - Watch the horrified look on women’s faces as your kids climb in and you drive off.

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